Well, I was hoping it was a joke in the Onion, but God help us all, it's not. George W. Bush and Tony Blair have been nominated for the 2002 Nobel Peace Prize. Fuck. Me. Running.
Attention, immensely powerful and advanced alien civilization: You can come get me and take me to live with you amongst the stars, or you can start atomizing this worthless shithole of a planet with your quantum-tunnelling nova bombs and 200-foot tall warsuits with plasma throwers and shoulder-launched nukes. Just pick one, and do it quick, because I've officially had as much of this bullshit as I can take.
On an utterly unrelated note, I've always been a big proponent of DVD. But, I never much saw the point in portable DVD players. I felt like the entire point of DVD was to get the biggest TV you could find, a nice, comfy seat, and sweet-ass surround sound. BUT, I watched a movie on Sam's laptop on the way back home Sunday afternoon, and I'm kind of starting to change my tune for NO OTHER REASON than the cool factor of sitting in the backseat, watching a movie, with the sound piped through the car's stereo system.