The (Semi-) Daily Twit
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- 23:39 Jesus Christ, the shit you find out when it's too late to do you any good. I =swear=.
- 07:38 "Holy God, it's fucking snowing." -- My exact words as I opened the door and looked outside thirty seconds ago.
- 09:38 You know, I've about fucking had it with other peoples' stupidity making my life difficult.
- 12:57 If/when I say someone is on my shit list, that's not a metaphor or an expression. I have an actual list.
- 19:20 "Oh, my easygoin' nature is being =sorely= fuckin' tested."