The (Semi-) Daily Twit
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- 08:13 I had a dream this morning where @michellemoira and I were Feds and we were busting a child molester. It was pretty fuckin' awesome.
- 09:34 Coming to work dressed like a Nazi really shouldn't be this funny to me. And yet, here we are.
- 11:42 Off to the post office. Unless I'm very much mistaken, there's a pretty good haul waiting for me over there.
- 12:47 Oh, balls, would you look at that? Goddammit.
- 15:27 Having to see that asshole has ruined my ENTIRE FUCKING DAY, just like it =always= does. It's fucking amazing how consistently it happens.
- 20:31 Aw crap; I ran into Erin at the laundromat and I just realized that I said to her in all seriousness "See you next Tuesday". Oops.
- 20:34 BALLS. I have *way* too much to get done tonight to have not even eaten dinner yet. Which is why I'm dicking around on Twitter. Obviously.
- 21:46 In my closet there is a bullet with a man's name on it. I keep it to remind me that there was a time when I genuinely intended to use it.