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  • 22:21 I accidentally the whole thing a bit there, dinna? It happens, I guess.
  • 22:48 Good Lord. One day, in a time that is far from the present that you and I know, there will be no more knives for me to sharpen.
  • 13:41 I just bought 100 Essential Classical Moments from Lala. Five and a half hours of music for $7.50? Yes please.
  • 14:36 OK, who broke wikipedia?
  • 20:25 "Wash, tell me I'm pretty."
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  • 09:16 There's also a new Socrates Fortlow book out. This, again, is one of those things that somebody is supposed to tell me about.
  • 11:45 I'm in the planning stages of buying at least one, probably two, and possibly as many as three new pairs of shoes. I'm sick and I need help.
  • 13:12 Aw, crap, did I say three? Four; I meant four. I forgot about one.
  • 21:51 I've been walking into Workboss' office an using his sharpmaker that mine had a fine layer of dust on it. No more.
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  • 09:32 Hurm. That knife is sharper than I thought it was. Which is a good thing.
  • 12:11 I think I'm gonna need a bigger hard drive.
  • 14:19 It didn't occur to me until I looked at the due date on a job and thought about it, but I'm not entirely certain what day it is.
  • 14:20 I mean, yeah, it's =Monday=, I know that, but beyond that I largely got nothin'.
  • 15:54 There are two new Imaro books out. Dammit, somebody is supposed to tell me about these things.
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Tycho from Penny Arcade, on the subject of God of War III --

"In the end, every entity - divine or otherwise - that appears on the screen at any time is destined to die by your hand. It was honestly kind of ridiculous after awhile. You might say that's a spoiler, but if that wasn't your supposition from Square One, you may be thinking of a different Kratos. You might have been thinking of Kratos Monsanto, who works in accounting."

I might need to have a PS3 and this game. In that order.

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  • 13:19 Gorrammit, where the frell is my address book?
  • 16:07 Just FYI; "Steelgrip Starkey and the All-Purpose Power Tool" is an actual thing that actually existed.
  • 18:21 You know what I just noticed? My medicine cabinet is WAY more well-stocked than it used to have to be. #damnitshellgettinold
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  • 18:11 I just realized it's way later than it feels, so now I need to figure out what to do with my evening.
  • 18:58 I'm trying to convince myself that sitting at my desk, doing some writing, and reading for a few hours isn't as lame as going to bed at 7pm.
  • 19:22 UPs have busted out the K9 unit on some poor schmuck in the Publix parking lot. Oops.
  • 19:25 Instead of reading I'm going to veg out with a movie from the Blockbuster Vend-o-Droid. Too tired to make my brane work.
  • 21:01 I'm starting to get the impression that a 4-hour walkabout was asking more than my right leg had to give #ohlordmyhip #ohgawdmahknee
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  • 09:57 Not in my shoulder bag: The notebook I'm looking for. IN my shoulder bag: An issue of Bon Appetit. What the hell?
  • 10:00 I've gotten into the habit of calculating how much sleep I got by looking at the timestamp on the last twit I saw before I went to bed.
  • 12:05 First I'll have lunch, then I'll fill out my census form, then I'll take a shower, then I'll take a walk. I might take a nap after that.
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  • 12:02 There are few pleasures finer than having the hair wrapped and the bits covered by towels still warm from the dryer.
  • 18:39 Today thus far has been pretty exclusively awesome; I'm trying to decide if I should push my luck on it or if I should just take the win.
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  • 00:09 I keep a coaster c-clamped to the corner of my desk. Clever problem solving or straight-up slob move?

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  • 15:16 I promise; I will, at some point, do something constructive today.
  • 15:19 Seriously.
  • 19:35 Big, black, all caps:"YOUR RESPONSE IS REQUIRED BY LAW". Nice one, Census Bureau.
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One million digits of pi

One billion digits of pi (this one takes a bit to load)

But, as they used to say on Square One, 3.1415927 is close enough.
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  • 08:45 Bad: I overslept; I should've long been out the door by now. Good: This morning is WAY more gorgeous than I thought it would be.
  • 11:36 (1) Another thing I like about Lala over Blip or Pandora is that even with the "biscuit above dialup" internet connection I have at home,
  • 11:36 (2) I've never once had a hiccup or a pause waiting for a song to stream to my machine.
  • 18:37 Since I just woke up from a solid four-hour nap, I think I made the right call RE: Sleep vs. Beer.
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  • 09:14 I get a fat paycheck and the end of the work day is the start of nine days of freedom. You really would think I'd be in a better mood.
  • 15:17 Damn near everyone else is gone; I've apparently been assigned to hold down the fort.
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  • 13:07 What should I have for dinner tonight?
  • 14:17 It's like Dresden up in this bitch, except instead of dropping bombs I'm solving problems.
  • 15:32 I often feel the urge to reply to @cnnbrk like it's a real person. I might start doing this, just for the lulz.
  • 15:41 Dear Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_shorts The last paragraph of this article is why you'll always be a joke.
  • 16:45 Are "improvements" coming down the pike on twitter? It's been a little twitchy today; has anybody else noticed that?
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  • 10:54 It's just now 11? What the deuce?
  • 15:03 What day is it, Wednesday? What the hell? WHY IS IT NOT FRIDAY YET THIS IS BULLSHIT.
  • 16:34 Hurm. Rain and thunderstorms will likely hold off until later, which means I should probably snatch this opportunity to do some laundry.
  • 20:36 I just bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 Top apps worth $260+ for only $20 and got 3 great bonus apps free! bit.ly/heist-it #imawhore
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  • 18:01 Ugh. Judging by the smell the dude on the other side of this wall from me is a pretty big fan of nasty-ass skunk weed.

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  • 23:28 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWo6nXIj9Bk#t=1m14s
  • 13:21 Dear AC/DC: I would GLEEFULLY give you money for mp3s of the music in the Iron Man 2 trailer, but you won't let me do that. Why not?
  • 18:00 I was planning on washing some clothes tonight, but I'm still at work and I'd like to eat dinner before nine, so that's kinda shot.
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  • 20:53 422 pages in (Sweet Jesus!), Twilight has gone from entertainly awful to just dull.

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  • 08:37 I am already ready for today to be over. At least there's things to look forward to this weekend.
  • 16:10 American cinema has officially failed me. WHY IS THERE NOTHING GETTING BLOW'D UP AT MY LOCAL MULTIPLEX?
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  • 09:46 This whole "counting" thing is evidently way, WAY more difficult than I've been led to believe.

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  • 17:55 Considering how seldom it occasions that I undress anywhere other than my own home, you wouldn't think I'd misplace my underdrawers so much.
  • 17:55 And yet; here we are.
  • 20:25 It feels *way* bloody colder than 42 degrees outside.
  • 21:51 Work was stressful and unpleasant today. I did not enjoy it.
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  • 12:59 You know how when people do something stupid and you get that urge to just grab their head and twist until it comes off?
  • 13:00 I'm having a way harder time repressing that one today than I usually do. They seem to be trying extra-hard today.
  • 15:50 What should I have for dinner tonight?
  • 17:36 Wow, this new toilet paper I bought sure does suck a fat one.
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  • 16:49 Want to go home.

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  • 10:09 I wonder if Twitter's always this dead on Sunday morning. It'd make sense; I never really thought about it before.
  • 10:10 I'm not usually sitting in front of a computer at 10 am on Sunday. This is typically "putter around the apartment" time.
  • 13:21 "Did you have a bad dream? *gasp* Was it the one where you finally meet Christiane Amanpour and she's really dumb?"
  • 14:17 Stuck at work for about three hours longer than I intended to be here; but now, sweet delicious freedom.
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  • 12:22 Lunchtime musical interlude; "American Witch", "If You Fear Dying", "Love Machine", and Eva Cassidy's cover of "Time After Time".
  • 13:13 Sometimes I wonder who the H&K USP was designed for. I can't reach the magazine ejector without shifting my grip, and my hands are NOT small
  • 22:00 Gone With the Wind has defeated me. Margaret Mitchell, you win.
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  • 16:03 Three long days at work and I'm so wiped I can barely sit up strait. Damn it's hell gettin' old.
  • 18:46 And here I was, thinking that I'd actually need my shades when I left work today. Foolish mortal.
  • 19:09 I just saw a suyie driving the wrong way down sorority row.
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  • 08:28 Dear Ace of Cakes guy: Dude, you bake pastries for a living. Stop trying to act all hard.
  • 19:51 Christ; the suck allotment for today just refuses to fucking end.
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  • 09:26 I am SO FUCKING SICK of not being allowed to shoot people for being stupid.
  • 18:31 The rest of season 2 is up on Netflix watch instantly, so I've got six more episodes of Leverage to watch. Score.
  • 18:39 Also; who's awesome? Pretty safe bet I am.
  • 21:50 Okay, so maybe I'm not going to clean ALL the way up, but there's a couple hundred rounds of ammo sitting in the middle of my bedroom.
  • 21:50 That shit needs to get squared away, because even for me that's a bit much.
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  • 15:13 Weather on Sunday: 70 degrees and clear. Weather forecast for Tuesday night? Mid-thirties and snow showers. GODDAMMIT WEATHER WHAT THE DICK?
  • 15:52 Sometimes I *really* wish I carried a cane, just for the hell of it. Does anybody else feel that way sometimes or is it just me?
  • 19:37 I'm trying to ungum a couple of stuck keys on my typewriter, so my apartment smells like bore cleaner.
  • 19:38 Fortunately for me I happen to like the smell of bore cleaner, so that's okay.
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  • 08:19 I'm up at 8, but it's because I slept for almost nine hours straight. I think that means I win.
  • 11:53 I used to have a stack of aces that I used as bookmarks, but I seem to have misplaced them. I wonder where they've gotten off to?
  • 16:26 Youtube comments are the province of people who should be at best sterilized and at worst destroyed. Why can't they be turned off?
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  • 09:46 Jim Lee is Publisher of DC Comics and Joe Quesada is EiC at Marvel. Hey, comics in the 90's? Fuck you. Fuck you *sideways*.
  • 14:08 "Normally both your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken, but you happened to pull this shit when I'm in a transitional period."
  • 14:08 "So I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you."
  • 15:43 Downside of caffeine overload: I'm really curious about this weird-looking chick on Tyra and what her deal is.
  • 16:52 .@pop81 suggested a new name for Robin, which is good since I know a for reals person named Robin now.
  • 16:52 So I think I get to start calling her Woodstock now :-)
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  • 08:13 I had a dream this morning where @michellemoira and I were Feds and we were busting a child molester. It was pretty fuckin' awesome.
  • 09:34 Coming to work dressed like a Nazi really shouldn't be this funny to me. And yet, here we are.
  • 11:42 Off to the post office. Unless I'm very much mistaken, there's a pretty good haul waiting for me over there.
  • 12:47 Oh, balls, would you look at that? Goddammit.
  • 15:27 Having to see that asshole has ruined my ENTIRE FUCKING DAY, just like it =always= does. It's fucking amazing how consistently it happens.
  • 20:31 Aw crap; I ran into Erin at the laundromat and I just realized that I said to her in all seriousness "See you next Tuesday". Oops.
  • 20:34 BALLS. I have *way* too much to get done tonight to have not even eaten dinner yet. Which is why I'm dicking around on Twitter. Obviously.
  • 21:46 In my closet there is a bullet with a man's name on it. I keep it to remind me that there was a time when I genuinely intended to use it.
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  • 08:02 I am in the process of planning an actual vacation. I think it's gonna be awesome.
  • 10:00 RTFMFT -- @scalzi You never know how many books you have until you have to pack them up and move them.
  • 15:13 One of these electricians is gonna fall and die and I am not gonna clean it up.
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  • 17:50 Well, I was planning on going to the laundromat and washing some clothes.
  • 17:50 But, you know, it's snowing, so maybe I won't.
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  • 12:05 Find somebody you love today and tell 'em you love 'em. If you'd do it any other day, don't not do it today just to spite Hallmark.

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  • 22:55 RT Cuz it's funny -- @NathanFillion: On location. Just used a port-a-potty so luxurious I'm going to take a nap in there later.
  • 08:55 Until the urge hit me this morning to import them all into iTunes, I acutally didn't realize that I own eight Barenaked Ladies albums.
  • 11:28 RT @pvn: I just became the Mayor of Dicks
  • 16:24 According to the date on the box these Corn Pops I bought would stay good until December. I'm trying not to think too much abou that.
  • 16:39 I don't own a copy of Suffragette City, and I'm trying to figure out how that happened.
  • 17:14 Went to Amazon for Suffragette City, ended up buying the entire Best of Bowie album. Hey, it happens.
  • 19:23 I just noticed a good-sized brown paper bag in my cupboard. I wonder what's in it?
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  • 22:45 Acquired @ Publix: a box of Apple Jacks, a box of Corn Pops, a bag of Cheetos, a bag of pork rinds, microwave popcorn and 3lb of Laffy Taffy
  • 22:45 Those people must think I'm fucking *baked*
  • 06:23 The National Weather Service today issued a we are a bunch of lying liars who tell lies warning.
  • 06:24 This warning means that conditions are favorable for You are not getting any snow and You will still have to get up and go to frelling work.
  • 06:33 In light of checking my email and finding out that I actually *don't* have to go to work today,
  • 06:33 I'd like to take this opportunity to offer a twitteretraction and a twitapology to the National Weather Service.
  • 06:34 Also, I suppose this sequence of events has outed the fact that the VERY first thing I do in the morning is look at Twitter :-)
  • 07:10 Maybe with the extra day my vendors will get an actual engineer in to *repair* my machines instead of a service tech to do a stopgap fix.
  • 08:30 It's snowing all up in this bitch.
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  • 10:00 mmmmmmmmmmmm. Bread.
  • 11:01 I could NOT find my phone when I left the apartment this morning. Irritating.
  • 14:39 Why in the world to I have nineteen tabs open in Firefox?
  • 15:17 I really do try not to have so many tabs open that I have to scroll from side to side to check on a page. This is not normal at all. Really.
  • 21:43 Gone With the Wind is like a Mack Bolan book, but with racism instead of killing.
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  • 10:02 Question for my twiggas: I bought a blazer that says Machine Wash Cold, Gentle Cycle. Can I get that dry cleaned?
  • 10:03 The laundromat doesn't exactly have a "gentle cycle" :-)
  • 10:19 I just deactivated my muggle Facebook.
  • 13:07 First instinct on Google Buzz? Could be awesome, could be cockpunch; the jury is still out.
  • 15:04 It amuses me how much crossover there is between the typewriter cleaning kit that I'm putting together and my existing gun cleaning kit.
  • 15:36 Damn AT&T CHILL. It ain't like I'm not intending to pay you; I just forgot. DANG.
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  • 10:25 Is it broken glass? Then don't fucking eat it. Is it not a spreadsheet? Then don't set it up in microsoft fucking excel.
  • 10:26 The one is just as obvious as the other to me. Is everyone else FUCKING RETARDED?
  • 16:43 Good Lord I =have= to turn Google Chat off tomorrow. I haven't done a damn thing since I got back from lunch today.
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  • 08:37 Urgh. This weather is dicktaste.
  • 09:03 My wallet has held up pretty well for something I bought at Wilson's 7 or 8 years ago but I'm pretty sure it's time for me to get a new one.
  • 10:51 Hey, who broke Ping?
  • 10:53 Damn you, Google Chat, what if I =want= to talk to more than four people at a time? I'm a popular fellow, I'll have you know.
  • 10:55 Next Star Trek movie: Tribbles are The Flood. Don't hate, you know it would be awesome.
  • 12:15 4 packages to pick up at the post office. I have no idea what half of them are.
  • 13:30 Good stuff at the post office: Two packages from Old Navy, plus my watch and my typewriter ribbons; neither the latter was expected so soon.
  • 15:30 www.uncrate.com/men/culture/food/heinz-dip-squeeze/ Heinz Dip'n'Squeeze. I believe this calls for an "oooh, *dirty*"
  • 20:53 This weather is going to make me punch a bitch.
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  • 11:40 If the sun doesn't come back out soon I *might* go on a killing spree. Just sayin'.
  • 19:34 Holly just called Gone With the Wind "the Twilight of the 30's".
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  • 08:47 I collapsed asleep at 7:30 last night, then had a couple hours of confused wakefulness at 11:30 or thereabouts, then collapsed again.
  • 17:12 Ugh. It smells like the underside of Optimus Prime's balls out here. What =is= that?
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  • 22:57 I asked about the computer because I'm looking hard for a justification/excuse/reason to get rid of it.
  • 23:14 Today == Fairly sizeable portions of win. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWo6nXIj9Bk#t=0m50s
  • 10:41 I just realized I can watch an episode of Kolchak on my lunch break if I feel like it, and I totally got a technology boner.
  • 14:58 What should I have for dinner tonight?
  • 18:06 Man, this weather is bullshit. #thisweatherisbullshit
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  • 23:50 Okay. I'm into movies, but I'm not really the guy who complains about "Oscar snubs". BUT: Sam Rockwell not getting a nom for Moon? Fuck you.
  • 10:34 Can you think of any practical reason to hang on to a 10-year-old PC? It's an 800mHz Pentium III with a 20gb hard drive.
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  • 08:14 What in the balls happened to all my money? I had forty bucks in my wallet when I got up yesterday. It has been reduced to a piddling $12.
  • 09:03 Given that I've been at work for a significant portion of an ice age, how is it only 9 AM?
  • 12:28 As what I imagine is a direct result of the fact that I've already had two Rockstars today, I really don't feel very good. At all.
  • 14:25 myTypewriter.com - The Classic Typewriter Store tumblr.com/xtb62qa9i
  • 14:26 The Classic Typewriter Page :: Antique Typewriters tumblr.com/xtb62qakb
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  • 11:54 Lick balls, Firefox spell checker. "Where'd" is absolutely a word; it's a contraction of "where" and "did".
  • 11:58 I =really= like sending off mail. I put three bills, two Netflix discs, my taxes, and a birthday card in the mailbox this morning (cont)
  • 11:58 And it made me so happy I did a little dance when I closed the mailbox and put the flag up.
  • 12:41 Unable to acquire physical Neil Gaiman tickets without going downtown, but the girl working the ticket booth at the Ferg was AMAZINGLY cute.
  • 13:16 Wow, there's stuffing coming out of my wallet. Super weak.
  • 14:02 Dude in the shop obviously drowned in a vat of cologne, was resuscitated, and then immediately came to work.
  • 17:31 'Cuz if you wanted to go out with Rodger Davies, how come you're here with me? #chochangwhathaveidone
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