Tags: dumbasses

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1 to 2 whats?

Found on a website called earclear.com --

"Most doctors remove earwax with a large irrigation syringe and a straight nozzle. They fill it with warm water and hydrogen peroxide. The doctor injects about 1 or 2 quarts into your ear canal. Your earwax is softened and flushed out. The process feels gentle and refreshing. However, the doctors syringe is not safe for self-use."

No, moron, I'm pretty sure your doctor doesn't inject half a gallon of warm water and hydrogen peroxide into your ear canal. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
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Wow. Some people's children, I swear.

http://www.kansascity.com/637/story/979947.html

Okay, two things:

Thing one? "We can’t have a cross or a nativity scene on public property," said [David] Engle of Overland Park. Not a word of that statement is true.

Thing two? [Engle] complained to a zoo employee. "It is phenomenal to me that the zoo would put up Buddha statues." To paraphrase Inigo Montoya, I'm not entirely sure that word means what you think it means.

Oh, one more thing. Engle, who said he and his family are Christians, said it was idolatry and "infuriating to God."

It's very interesting to me that you know this, Mister Engle. Please use your direct line to The Almighty to ask Him if He can help me drop about 30 lbs, and maybe add a few zeros to a brother's bank account balance while He's at it. Thanks!

Christ, what a stupid dick. People that dumb need to be sterilized.